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01/12/2014 at 09:04 • Filed to: kimi räikkönen

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I found these yesterday. Enjoy! Some of these were originally in Finnish and have been translated.

Q: Lewis Hamilton said that winning his first race felt better than having sex? A: Maybe he has never had sex.


Q: What do you think will happen in tomorrow’s race? A: What do you think will happen?


Q: Your opinion on this ”Lewis-mania”? A: I’m not interested. Ask him how it feels.


Q: Montoya’s success in NASCAR? A: I’m not even interested about that.


Q: Would you go to any other team other than Ferrari? A: Probably not. Q: Definitely not? A: I said probably not.


Q: Are you happy with the result? (Monza 2008) A: Do you think I am?


Q: Do you think you’re a good neighbour? A: Of course, I’m perfect neighbour. Because of work I’m never at home.


Q: Do you expect these tires to work to your advantage? A: I don’t know, and it doesn’t matter. Tires are what they are.


Q: Tell us a little bit about the race, what do you think? A:Its gonna be hot..


Q: What advice would you give the first-timers Nico Rosberg and Scott Speed? A: Hopefully they give way easily.


Q: Are you romantic? A: You have to ask that from my wife.


Q: How the tires felt? A: There they rolled.


Q: How have you prepared for this season. A: What I’ve been doing can be read from your paper .


Q: Kimi, how’s the 5th place to start from? A: It’s 5th.


Q: What makes TAG Heuer unique? A: It’s ok.

Q: What kind of atmosphere Mclaren has right now (spying scandal)? A: Probably fucking good.


Q: Kimi, you speak little bit? A: Yeah, one two.. three..


Q: What do people do to relax in Finland? A: Well, in summer there's fishing and screwing. And in winter... the fishing is bad


Q: Kimi, what are your feelings before the race? A: Nothing special.


Q: The most exciting thing to happen this weekend? A: Start. Q: The most boring? A: This interview.


Q: What kind of relationship you have with Peter Sauber? A: He’s my boss.
Q: Is he a father figure or godfather? A: He’s my boss.


Q: Kimi, do you have any hobbies? A: Yes, I collect peanuts.


Q: Things that anger you in normal life? A: Questions like this.


Q: Weight loss before the season? A: I don’t know, I don’t have a scale.


Q: How is Massa before the season? A: I don’t know what he’s been up to. If you want to know something about his life you should ask him.


Q: How does it feel to drive at 300 km/h? A: It feels normal


Q: Opinion on Ron Dennis? A: He’s bizarre sometimes. He wants to know everything about everything. It doesn’t interest me.


Q: Medias interest after winning the driver’s championship? A: Well that shit has been raining on me, now there’s probably going to be even more of it.


Q: What Schumacher’s role will be? A: He’s not going to tell anything to us drivers. And at least I don’t need his advice.


- "The constructor’s championship doesn’t mean anything to me."

- "I’m not interested in what Jackie says. It has nothing to do with me."

- "Coulthard can talk what he wants. What he says doesn’t interest me ."

- "I’m not interested even the slightest what Trulli says."

- "Montoya’s comments don’t interest me much ."

- "Races are not driven on paper."

- "Driving is the only thing I love about F1."

- "Perfect lap? better than sex."

- "Others can sit in a simulator if they want, I’m here for driving."

- "What papers write about me afterwards, gets me laughing."

- "F1 would be paradise without the press."

- "The sport is dangerous anyway. It doesn’t matter if you have traction control or not . If this is too dangerous in someones opinion, then he shouldn’t be racing."

- "I’m not interested what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher."

- "I’ve seen him (Schumacher) twice: at the unveiling of the new car and in one test, where he came, but I left almost instantly."

- "I don’t care if it rains or not."

- "I’m not going to language school to learn Italian, I didn’t come to Ferrari to do that."

- "I lived in England for almost two years, but only went to a nightclub once in all that time."

- "Ferraris own party is the nicest. I’m not quite sure what I’m doing there. Maybe I’m the Santa."

Räikkönen on Montoya’s standing:
"If he believes in that, let him believe. I’m not interested in what happens behind my back."

Räikkönen on his relationship with Montoya:
"We don’t call to each other, and I’m not interested in what he’s doing."

Räikkönen after hearing that winning the championship has been confirmed from team radio"
"Thanks.. Fucking hell. I've told you it's never over before it's over"

Räikkönen on the 2006 season:
"I’m not interested what happens then. We’ll see."

Räikkönen’s opinion on the rumour according to which Sweden loses their olympic medals from ice hockey:

"I couldn’t be less interested."

Räikkönen’s opinion on women in army:
"If army was optional, at least I wouldn’t go."

Räikkönen in independence day reception:
"Someone else can dance with Jenni"
" ask Leppilampi. He likes to speak."

Räikkönen on speaking Italian:
"You can speak Italian."

Räikkönen on French GP 2002:
"Shit race"

Räikkönen on Hungarian GP 2007:
"Boring race"


DISCUSSION (1)


Kinja'd!!! Asfi2000 > KnowsAboutCars
01/12/2014 at 09:38

Kinja'd!!!0

I "LOL'd".

How come my mind is imagining him replying everything monotonously?